League directory
Active franchises
Every owner’s record belongs to their tenure. Browse the ten current entries in the 2025 league.
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Alaskan Bullworms
Kyle McNichols
148.7MPR
90–86Record
51.1%Win rate
02
Arizona Scorpions
Nate DeWitt
148.93MPR
9–19Record
32.1%Win rate
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Denver Bald Eagles
Scott Nussel
160.89MPR
116–69Record
62.7%Win rate
04
Nebraska Reapers
Andrew Norton
166.52MPR
49–40Record
55.1%Win rate
05
New Orleans Butt Puckers
Chris Loper
154.54MPR
46–54Record
46%Win rate
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Philadelphia Pain and Misery
Rob Toth III
167.05MPR
83–53Record
61%Win rate
07
Pittsburgh Jamshids
Jacob Parrish
150.12MPR
99–76Record
56.3%Win rate
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Seattle Super Soakers
Tevin Wallace
150.18MPR
15–27Record
35.7%Win rate
09
Franchise name TBD
Jeff Wilson
175.45MPR
10–7Record
58.8%Win rate
10
Washington Otakus
Dan Nelsen
145.85MPR
73–87Record
45.6%Win rate