2025CompletedTevin Wallace
Hot Ones Challenge
Tevin faced the full hot-sauce gauntlet, wings and all. The filmed challenge will join the archive after its audio is repaired.
Video coming after the audio repair
Open the 2025 case file →Hall of consequences · 2018–2025
Punishments
Last place has a name. More importantly, it has consequences.
8 seasons recorded5 completed3 excommunicado
The official record
Eight years of consequences
Official punishments lead each season. Unofficial incidents are filed beneath the year they occurred.
2025Completed
2024CompletedChris Loper
Olaf Hunting
Chris dressed as Olaf and became the league's most conspicuous target in a game of paintball.
Unofficial: Ass Shave II
Jake returned for an improbable sequel and once again submitted to the clippers. The uncensored evidence remains in the private league archive.
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2023ExcommunicadoEric Enochs
Excommunicado
Eric left the league rather than complete the season's punishment. His file is closed with the traditional red X.
Unofficial: League Chooses the Team Name
Nate DeWitt surrendered naming rights and played the season under the league's chosen identity.
Unofficial: The Shaving
Jake received the punishment; Rob discovered that administering it was a punishment of its own. The uncensored evidence remains in the private league archive.
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2022ExcommunicadoMichael Eggerman
Excommunicado
Michael quit the league instead of completing his punishment. The record remembers.
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2021CompletedRob Toth
The Tattoo
Rob made last place permanent with a Gritty tattoo declaring his 2021 fantasy-football fate.
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2020CompletedChris Loper
Beer Mile
Four laps, four beers and no dignified way out. Chris completed the league's Beer Mile.
Unofficial: Dan + Rob Tattoos
In a bonus act of questionable judgment, Dan and Rob also got tattoos.
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2019ExcommunicadoBenjamin LaHayne
Excommunicado
Benjamin chose to leave the league rather than face the punishment. Membership revoked.
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2018CompletedDan
Cake and Eat It
Dan baked, decorated and ate the evidence in the inaugural MURICA punishment.
Open the 2018 case file →Some unofficial-event media is intentionally excluded from the public presentation. Original files remain in the league archive.