×The sentence
Eric left the league rather than complete the season's punishment. His file is closed with the traditional red X.
Supplemental incidents
Unofficial record
Unofficial: League Chooses the Team Name
Nate DeWitt surrendered naming rights and played the season under the league's chosen identity.
Unofficial: The Shaving
Jake received the punishment; Rob discovered that administering it was a punishment of its own. The uncensored evidence remains in the private league archive.
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